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Read it and think

Post by IntPigletmk on Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:30 pm

Definitions of words by gender...

THINGY
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

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Re: Read it and think

Post by tieulongnuthoi@ on Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:42 pm

hix hix, khó hiểu quá bạn B ơi, có thể explain chut nào ko

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Re: Read it and think

Post by IntPigletmk on Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:25 am

cai nay la y kien cua tung gender ve tung vna de , dua vao loi song va cach suy nghi chung cua moi nguoi do

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